koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

(via fake-mermaid)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

- me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

(Source: pfghhh, via jenniaceworldcw)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via bonus)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via bastille)

fuegoking:

bitch

(via bastille)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via olddlrtytshirt)

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

(via fake-mermaid)

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: mandaara, via olddlrtytshirt)

joshpeck:

real talk how do you get jealousy out of your system

(via livethatlifeofyours)

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

(via olddlrtytshirt)

miss-nerdgasmz:

assbuts-in-221b:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway

DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE

(via olddlrtytshirt)